愛夢娜

[size=-2]人物介紹

女生部

牙yo[禾] " 爆令女,巧型,巧串嫁,同小草&牙蚊巧fd......
               同吾識果d人巧串,成績......吾洗講...一個字....差囉,13歲

牙蚊[蚊] " 之前果look勁吾掂....之後比牙yo佢地汁一汁個look...
              令番哂...ok串咁啦.....佢中2....14歲

小草[草] " 巧可愛,隻眼巧大嫁...不過巧cool,冇咩同人講野,
               徐左牙yo同蚊同佢家姐之外....成績差到牙媽刀吾認得...勁揪得,爆有米,13歲

牙貓[貓] " 勁令女,系小草個家姐...系學校既大家姐,巧幫佢個妹..有咩事,一定幫佢牙妹,
               巧鍚牙yo佢地,爆有米,16歲

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男生部

牙軒[軒] " 令+型吾洗講啦,黑社會...系牙yo細個果陣果個哥哥,留過級,so仲系f.2
               爆揪得,15歲

牙坤[坤] " 令仔,有料之人,系蚊個哥黎的..但系有d野....你睇埋個故仔就知..15歲

牙藍[藍] " 一見到草..就lum佢啦...但系見到佢咁cool...就話一定要改變佢...
               咁佢會吾會改變到草呢...自己睇啦.....
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牙彤[彤] " 正一姣西黎嫁,吾中2,牙yo佢地,一串吾過..就cum人囉....
欣義[義] " 同彤一齊既,刀系姣婆,身材巧巧...so成日系到姣仔...唉...
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愛夢娜

nnn年前.....
牙yo 四歲....日本

牙yo" 嗚嗚嗚....媽咪....嗲dee..你去左邊牙...

xx"吾巧喊啦...禾比枝糖你啦...(比左枝糖佢)

牙yo"多謝你牙...禾大個一定要同你結婚(巧開心咁笑)

xx"巧牙...你叫咩名牙...禾叫軒仔牙....

牙yo"禾叫小優牙...哈哈....

突然見番佢媽咪....嗲dee.....

yo媽"牙女...你去左邊牙....[客]死禾啦...

牙yo"55..媽咪..果個哥哥巧巧人牙....(指住某一邊)

牙yo"吾見左個哥哥既 ?? [作者的話:嘩..咁刀吾明..走左囉-.-"]

yo媽"唉....走啦牙女......

突然....鈴鈴鈴鈴.....

咩事呢....????

愛夢娜

哦哦...

原來系鬧鐘響....

禾"妖....煩住哂...(閂左個鬧鐘,計續訓)

[別再管誰咒你,曾經荒謬闖蕩異地,亦未枉相戀]<-----禾既鈴聲[離家出走]

禾"妖...你牙媽個仔牙....(無奈咁擰左個電話聽)

禾"邊x個牙...嘈住哂...有野就快d講...吾巧阻住禾d time牙....(巧燥牙)

蚊"嘩嘩嘩....做咩咁火牙...邊個激親禾個大小姐牙....

禾"牙...原來系蚊蚊牙...吾巧意思啵...-.-"(佢覺得自己懦左)

蚊"吾緊要啦....快d返學啦...金日第1日..吾巧遲到牙...米是巧懦嫁啦....

禾"哦哦...咁1 0 min系 7 仔等啦.......

禾"禾要call小草牙.....巧啦.....掰掰....(cut左線)

[[小草果邊]]

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[一個字愛也好 越對我好 越需要控制我反應]<-----草個鈴聲[座右銘]

草"喂....邊個牙....講野啦...(巧明顯未訓醒)

禾"幽 草巧起身啦啵....(勁大聲)

草"咁大聲響禾全朵做咩牙...禾右吾系撞聾既...(無奈)

禾"巧啦..5min系 7 仔等...

草"嗯.....[作者的話:嘩...咁cool嫁...就咁就應左佢啦...唉..]

禾掛住同小草傾...吾記得左蚊蚊系7仔等緊tim.....
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禾一去到...就見到...小草同牙蚊系到啦.....

牙蚊仲啤住禾tim.....

禾笑笑口咁行埋去....

禾"halo...咁早牙....(希望可以平息佢既怒氣)

蚊"系囉....可能禾睇錯錶啦可.........

禾"車....請你食lunch啦.....

蚊"咁就吾同d......

草"你地可吾可以吾巧嘈牙....就離遲到啦...[作者的話:佢終於肯出句聲啦...]

愛夢娜

禾地番到學校.....之後禾就叫左牙蚊去睇禾地咩班.....

原來禾地同一班喎...不過刀烏最差果班囉....幾巧呢....

禾"哈哈...禾地右同一班啦...(傻笑中)

蚊"右系到傻笑....禾上去睇下有冇令仔先....(發姣中)

草"米發姣你...(笑左笑)  

禾"嘩...奇景....奇景...一定要影低佢啦.....

蚊"(知禾咩事就話) 5 5....

草"咩奇景牙.....(吾知咩事)

禾"你笑囉..你知嫁啦..你10年刀吾笑一次...咁難得你笑喎....

草"車...禾吾中2笑姐...吾代表禾吾笑...

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ｍｉｓｓ　梁　＝　ｍｃ

果條ｍｃ系到講......一味講.....禾就系到訓覺.......

訓訓下....比果個mc嘈醒左.....

mc" 藍梓優<---禾個名...你系到做咩牙......

禾未訓醒....so..冇理到佢....

mc"藍梓優.....(勁大聲)

禾終於比佢嘈醒左.....

禾" 咩料牙你....(炆)

mc"你宜家同禾去次所洗個面..之後番黎(勁惡)

禾"搵個人陪禾...得吾得牙....禾個頭巧暈牙...[作者的話:扮哂野咁...]

mc"嗯.....樂海雯<---蚊蚊個名

蚊"哦哦.....

5 min之後.....

踢門入離....頭先未訓醒...so...冇咁衰....

mc"你做咩牙....

禾"冇x野.

叮叮叮叮叮叮叮.....................

禾"呵呵...打鍾啦.....

mc"你宜家同禾出黎....

之後禾跟左佢出去....

佢米右系同禾講埋果d廢話....

不過禾句句刀串住哂.....

佢吾夠禾講...米比禾番去囉......

草"右比人""照肺""牙 !!!!!.....

蚊"理得佢牙...

鈴鈴鈴鈴鈴鈴鈴鈴..........................

小息就咁完左啦....

mc"今日就比你同你中2既朋友仔坐....聽日掉位.....

禾"妖你...系吾系咁牙你...串下你姐..

mc"吾系你既問題....

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一日就咁完左啦．．．．．

愛夢娜

＊放學＊

巧遠咁見到一個令仔...系到等緊蚊蚊啵...

禾"嘩嘩嘩....有條令仔等緊你啵...十月介菜..哈哈[系到笑佢]

x "雯...放學啦....

悅=貓

悅"緊系放學啦...吾通番學牙...死kai子...[巧串啵]

禾"喂喂喂...吾巧咁串啦...話哂刀系蚊蚊條仔....

蚊"佢系禾牙哥黎嫁.....[無奈]

草"人少少米認左佢囉....

悅"喂喂...吾巧做電燈膽啦...閃啦...[奸笑]

禾"禾地去唱 k...走啦...掰掰....[勁快咁閃左]

坤"咁行啦...

蚊"嗯嗯.....

＊＊＊＊＊＊蚊屋ｋ＊＊＊＊＊＊
蚊」哥....今日食咩牙???

坤"打邊爐牙.....

蚊"巧ya....勁開心牙...(鍚左坤個面一啖)

坤"(面紅中)

蚊"做咩個面咁紅既???

坤"熱牙嗎...系喎...你叫你d fd子過離牙..禾刀想識下你d fd..[叉開話題]

蚊"系啵...咁禾去叫啦....

＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊牙ｙｏ果邊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊
唱ｋ中....
牙貓唱緊......abc君

你這麼吸引  有心的定不止五六個
我被扣分  便沒位置坐
你沒有講出意願  你的身體都說得很清楚

A君的家底好  B君出名獨到
是我沒能耐  高攀不起給你效勞
你要愛得進步  便盡力發掘
談情全為進步
你會控制得到

你 你背後有幾千樣野心
我未襯  再奴力也擋不住競爭
不用吻  我輸不起  你的抱負太多
但我極明白我 實在沒法抽身愛下個
你每日也比較在計分
再合襯  我發現我都只屬次等
手在震  去撏手會比拖手使你愉快得多
快為實現野心  放下  我

禾"巧巧聽牙......到禾唱啦...[點知電話響]

[超出煩惱的禁忌  是世上人不理 想早晚能見你  曾經反叛]<---牙yo鈴聲

禾"妖..邊條木咀牙..等左咁春耐先有得唱...(拎起左個電話)

禾"邊春個...你牙媽個仔牙...(勁嬲啵)

蚊"小優....過黎打邊爐牙...

禾"哇...巧野..5min到...(cut左)

草"咩事牙...咁開心...

禾"去蚊蚊到牙...

悅"哦哦...

愛夢娜

去到蚊蚊屋k....

見到頭先果條仔...

悅"嘩嘩嘩...咁快就叫人上你屋k牙...

草"外表斯文...裹面open...

蚊"o n 9...刀話系禾牙哥黎嫁咯....[作者的話"蚊蚊發火,fly同小可]

禾"系啦系啦...信你啦....

蚊"咁就差吾多...

坤"宜..你d fd黎左啦...

蚊"系牙...[撞一撞禾個博頭]...自禾介紹啦...

禾"咁禾先啦...禾叫藍梓優牙...叫禾牙yo牙...

悅"禾叫幽悅牙...叫禾牙貓牙...

坤"咁佢呢...(指住小草)

草"關你x事...[作者的話"嘩..問下姐,洗吾洗咁惡牙]

蚊"佢話幽草牙..叫佢小草牙...

介紹完之後....禾地就開始食野啦....仲飲左酒tim...

個個食得巧飽......

因為禾地醉左....so..系蚊蚊到訓....

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愛夢娜

＊第2朝＊

佢地以經整巧哂野啦...

蚊"喂...小草...你去叫牙yo起身牙...

草"哦哦...喂...起身啦...(拍優博頭)

禾"(兜野打落草到)[作者的話"佢未起身..系咁暴力嫁啦..]

草"(接住左)....

蚊"嘩..咁嫁...吾巧理佢啦...閃啦[閃左]

草"[閃左]

＊8:05＊

禾"(伸懶腰)...巧巧訓...[望望下..宜..冇哂人既]

禾"望下個鐘...僕x...8:05啦...[以9秒9既速度整巧哂野..番學..]

禾"(見到學校門口閂緊)....吾巧閂住...

禾"點知閂左...(嬲過頭..一野打左落個鐵門)

禾"fu_k....巧痛牙...妖...開門啦...牙嬸...(叫個校工開門)

禾"[跑入去,點知比訓導見到]

訓"藍梓優,你做咩牙..你系吾系遲到牙...

禾成日出入訓導室..so..佢知禾知名...

禾"你知仲問...on嫁...[之後禾..比佢捉左入訓導處]

訓"你做咩遲到牙????

禾"禾今日番學....[運]lin牙..幫牙婆汁橙..so咁耐囉...[作者的話"嘩..作得就作..]

訓"你講大話刀巧叻啵...

禾"妖...你系就寫禾手冊...吾巧系到煩q住哂啦...[拋左本手冊比訓導]

    寫完比番禾牙[閃左]....

愛夢娜

上到課室....

禾一入到去就啤住蚊蚊....

禾"哼...你地衰啦...吾叫禾起身....

蚊"嘩..你仲講...小草叫你起身...你打左佢一野牙.

     巧彩小草平時訓練有素(姐系隻揪得多)....米是..食左你果野....

禾"下..系咩....sor牙..

草"吾緊要....fd黎嫁嗎...

禾"小草永遠系最巧既...

mc"你地傾夠未牙...

草"未啵...sor..系吾系巧失望呢...[串]

mc"巧..(串吾起)今日禾地進行調位...

mc"出哂離排隊...系啵..你地刀未自禾介紹....

蚊+禾+草"miss..你系吾系做埋d咁低能既野牙....[巧齊啵]

mc" 藍梓優,幽草,樂海雯你地咁多野講...就你地先啦....

禾''妖...禾個名你刀講左啦...仲介紹咩姐...咁禾坐邊一忽牙...

mc"嗯.....你坐第3行尾2個位牙...

禾"哦哦...(行左去...坐低左)

草"刀系果句...禾個名你刀講左...禾坐邊...

mc"你坐藍梓優前面丙隔離果個位牙....

草"哦....

蚊"得啦...禾坐邊牙...

mc"你坐第5行尾尾個位啦...

蚊"妖....

mc"妖咩妖牙...

彤"大家巧...禾叫殷彤....禾中2食......................(講左巧多野)(勁姣)..

義"禾叫吳欣義........(講左巧多野)(勁姣)

姣西終於出場啦......

其他d女仔..就吾講啦.....

mc"到男仔啦....(指住某一個男仔)就你先啦...

軒"你自己睇點名薄......禾坐邊一忽牙.....

mc"(吾敢鬧佢///因為佢系校長個仔..淆會冇左份工牙嗎)你坐藍梓優隔離牙..

軒"..............

mc"下一個...

藍"禾叫卓藍牙...坐邊到....

mc"坐幽草果到牙...

mc"巧...系咁多...冇問題啦嗎...

彤"禾有問題...點解d令仔坐哂系幽草同藍梓優果邊嫁..

mc"你收聲啦...宜家開始上堂...

愛夢娜

卓藍一見到小草...

藍"(心諗"嘩..巧令女牙...)

藍一坐埋去就講野啦

藍"halo~你叫咩名牙??(伸左隻手出黎)

草"禾叫咩名關你乜春事牙...

藍"刀系得個知字姐...洗吾洗咁惡牙....

草"禾惡咁右點牙....

藍"你對禾惡牙嗎...咁就吾得啦....

草"你咩新鮮[羅白]皮牙....對你咩吾得牙...右冇人叫你同禾講野.....on9嫁...[勁大聲]

mc"幽草...做咩咁大聲牙....

草"妖...你做咩咁大聲響禾全朵牙...

藍"o...原來你叫幽草....嘻嘻(禾一定會改變到你對禾既態度既)

草"知黎拓咩....

藍".......禾想知米知囉....洗擇日牙....

草"快叉事同你講野...米嘈住禾訓覺啦....

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呢幾日禾刀冇乜理禾隔離果個.....

直到有一日......

禾巧悶...想搵小草傾計...

點知佢訓到成個死豬咁.....

咁禾未望下禾隔離果個啦...

禾"(心諗"宜??佢刀幾令仔啵.....)

牙yo一直望住軒.....

突然佢掰大左隻眼啵....

禾"(禾即刻令番個頭過另一面)

軒"你望夠未牙....

禾"冇啵...邊一忽似望緊你牙...

軒"你忽忽刀似望禾喎....咁右系既...禾咁令仔(自大中)

禾"米咁自大啦...嘔牙....

軒"人少少米認左佢囉

禾"系牙....望你米望你囉....吾得咩...

軒"塊面禾既...禾話吾望得米吾望得囉......

禾"車...你塊面生出黎吾系比人望.......咁拿黎拓牙..

軒"禾塊面冇用嫁....不過禾塊面上面既咀就有用啦....

禾"下有咩用牙....牙..禾知啦....你拎黎食野...不過你條木咀吾洗食野啦....(傻笑中)

軒"吾系啵...

禾"咁系咩牙...

禾"哇....x你牙...

相信聰明既讀者刀知咩事啦...

吾知既吾緊要...睇下一個chapter就知嫁啦....

愛夢娜

原來牙軒咀左落牙yo到牙...

禾"僕你個臭x牙....你冇x野牙...[狂咁擦咀]

mc"龍軒你頭先做咩錫藍梓優牙.....

全班"嘩嘩嘩....

男仔"鍚邊忽先....

禾"妖...關你叉事牙...你地吾巧咁8啦...老師牙...禾要去[次所]牙...

mc"ok啦...快d返.......

          ＊次所＊

牙yo狂咁拿d水洗個咀....

禾"你牙媽個仔牙...死啦...個初吻咁就冇左啦...

[作者的話"吾巧以為牙yo咁串咀牙..個初吻仲系到嫁...]

突然....有2個女仔行左入黎....

彤"你呢個藍梓優牙...竟然鍚禾個軒軒....[佢講軒軒...嘔牙]

禾"軒軒...哈哈...嘔牙...

義"你做咩講禾個軒軒牙...

禾"on9嫁...佢錫禾咋...

彤"吾系你姣佢..佢會錫你..禾巖巖明明見到..你同軒軒有傾有講...

禾"死低能...佢咀完禾牙...搞到禾個咀臭哂...(右系到洗咀...)

義"你宜家串禾牙...

禾"擺明啦...吾夠串牙....

彤"(想com禾)....

禾"(捉住佢隻手)...想com禾...未夠班牙你...com番佢轉頭...

彤"牙..你com禾...

禾"com你未com你囉...再講野搵人接你放學牙啦....

義"巧驚牙...(真系巧驚)

禾"巧..你話嫁..

彤拉左義走...